At any moment, I could start being a better person...but which moment should I choose?

When you plan a journey from your mind into mine, remember to allow for the time difference.

There are no important differences between men and women, but the unimportant ones are sometimes very interesting.

If I didn't have most of my friends, I wouldn't have most of my problems.

To the Tax Office: All is over between us. Please don't attempt to communicate with me again.

What should I do if my problems aren't all solved by the time I die?

I never miss reality when I'm not in it, but it's sometimes nice to come back to.