Never underestimate the size and scope of my problems.

Things are sometimes better left as they are, but you can't be sure until you change them.

There ought to be a better way than government to run the world.

For some strange reason, no matter where I go, the place is always called "here".

If you can't go around it, over it, or through it, you had better negotiate with it.

What happened to you could have been worse - it could have happened to me.

To the Tax Office: All is over between us. Please don't attempt to communicate with me again.