Not being able to do everything is no excuse for not doing everything you can.
Don't call it freedom, unless it includes the freedom to be absolutely disgusting.
Why is the competition always so intense to set new records for maximum stupidity?
What should I do if my problems aren't all solved by the time I die?
The price of freedom keeps going up, but the quality keeps deteriorating.
I recently had my problems on the run, but now they've re-grouped, and are making another attack.