The difference between friendship and love is how much you can hurt each other.
I have just discovered the truth, and can't understand why everybody isn't eager to hear it.
As long as I have you there is just one other thing I'll always need - tremendous self control.
If you don't believe in ghosts, you've never been to a family reunion.
I was unemployed for a long time, but I couldn't adjust to the hours.
I too am a member of the human race, (but admittedly not a very active member).