I want it clearly understood that I'm totally confused.

I have many unrecognized talents, but my faults have somehow succeeded in securing wide recognition.

My object is to save the world, while still leading a pleasant life.

Good ideas are common - what's uncommon are people who will work hard enough to bring them about.

Everything takes longer than you expect, even when you expect it to take longer than you expect.

Words are a wonderful form of communication, but they will never replace kisses and punches.

I believe the stars can affect human lives, particularly by providing employment for thousands of astrologers.