If you can't go where people are happier, try to make people happier where you are.
One good thing about my computer: it never asks why.
Why does life keep teaching me lessons I have no desire to learn?
At great expense, we have built a vast system of inter-connecting stupidities.
We've been through so much together, and most of it was your fault.
I feel much better, now that I've given up hope.