One good thing about my computer: it never asks why.

My computer must be broken: whenever I ask a wrong question, it gives a wrong answer.

Good ideas are common - what's uncommon are people who will work hard enough to bring them about.

I was unemployed for a long time, but I couldn't adjust to the hours.

Be kind to unkind people. They need it the most.

The task I've been given seems absurd: To wait here on earth until I no longer exist.

By the miracle of teaching, I can give you some of my ability, without losing any of it myself.