One good thing about my computer: it never asks why.

Life is too important to be taken as a joke, but too ridiculous to be taken seriously.

Dying is a part of living, but only a very small part.

One thing you can rely on is that there will always be uncertainty.

Everything takes longer than you expect, even when you expect it to take longer than you expect.

With all deference to Chairman Mao and other authors whose quotations derive from longer works, it seemed that I was becoming the world's first writer of self-contained ready-made quotations.

Try to relax and enjoy the crisis.