Not everything I dislike should be destroyed, some of it should simply be moved farther away.

I don't understand you. You don't understand me. What else do we have in common?

I'm not always depressed: only when I think and feel.

Success for some people, depends on becoming well-known, for others it depends on never being found out.

According to the latest official figures, 43% of all statistics are totally worthless.

Communication with the dead is only a little more difficult than communication with some of the living.

I've learned to accept birth and death . . . but sometimes I still worry about what lies between.