If you want to put yourself on the map, publish your own map.

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target

If you can't go around it, over it, or through it, you had better negotiate with it.

Do what you know is right, but try not to get caught.

Time will end all my troubles, but I don't always approve of Time's methods.

How can I be sure I've succeeded, if I can't remember what I was trying to do

I'll give up my bad habits as soon as equally satisfying good habits become available.