MAN THE BATTLE STATIONS! Someone's coming who wants to reason with us.

There's no harm in talking to yourself, but try to avoid telling yourself jokes you've heard before.

My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I'm right.

Should I abide by the rules until they're changed, or help speed the change by breaking them?

Take Courage! Whatever you decide to do, it will probably be the wrong thing.

I have just discovered the truth, and can't understand why everybody isn't eager to hear it.

Better start rushing before the rush begins!