The closest you will ever come in this life to an orderly universe is a good library.
What happened to you could have been worse - it could have happened to me.
The funniest thing about some people is that they have no sense of humor.
At any moment, I could start being a better person...but which moment should I choose?
I could do great things, if I weren't so busy doing little things.
Where would I be without my sense of direction.