Life is too important to be taken as a joke, but too ridiculous to be taken seriously.

If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.

Fortunately in my work there's always a choice: I can choose to do it willingly or unwillingly.

The entire universe will eventually disintegrate but by then I hope to be in a safer place.

Every time I do it at least proves I can still do it.

When you plan a journey from your mind into mine, remember to allow for the time difference.

Please don't believe everything you hear about me, regardless of how true it may be.