I may not be perfect, but parts of me are excellent.
Why is the competition always so intense to set new records for maximum stupidity?
Not being able to do everything is no excuse for not doing everything you can.
Life is a process of losing our illusions, until we finally lose the illusion that we're alive.
You are what you eat, but eventually you become what eats you.
If coffee didn't exist, somebody would have to invent it for me very soon.