I recently had my problems on the run, but now they've re-grouped, and are making another attack.

According to the latest official figures, 43% of all statistics are totally worthless.

It's all very simple, or else it's all very complex, or perhaps it's neither, or both.

Why is the place where I want to be so often so far from where I am?

If you value your safety, avoid holy places founded in the name of peace and brotherhood.

Please don't believe everything you hear about me, regardless of how true it may be.

To the Tax Office: All is over between us. Please don't attempt to communicate with me again.