I have nothing definite to apologize for; I'm just sorry about everything in general.

Cheer up! The worst effects of what we're doing won't be felt until after we're all dead

There's no harm in talking to yourself, but try to avoid telling yourself jokes you've heard before.

My cat knows the meaning of life, but has no interest in sharing the secret.

There's nothing on my mind that couldn't be expressed by a long insane outburst of hysterical rage.

Why is the place where I want to be so often so far from where I am?

Life is the only game in which the object of the game is to learn the rules.