There's no harm in talking to yourself, but try to avoid telling yourself jokes you've heard before.
I hope I can settle my internal conflicts without bloodshed.
At what point in my struggle with nature will nature finally give up?
When you plan a journey from your mind into mine, remember to allow for the time difference.
Please don't tell me to relax, it's only my tension that's holding me together.
We've been through so much together, and most of it was your fault.