Even with a round table, some people always seem able to sit at the head of it.

To the Tax Office: All is over between us. Please don't attempt to communicate with me again.

I am eagerly awaiting my next disappointment.

I've found the secret of happiness, total disregard of everybody.

Life is an incurable condition: the only known treatment is to try to keep the patient comfortable.

It's easier to learn many other things, if you first learn how to learn.

The surest way to learn is by doing it, but often, the lesson is: Don't do it!