Life is not a problem - Life is the closest God has yet come to a solution.
All I want is a warm bed and a kind word and unlimited power.
If coffee didn't exist, somebody would have to invent it for me very soon.
To be sure of winning, invent your own game, and never tell any other player the rules.
Even when I'm happy and successful, life still goes on.
At great expense, we have built a vast system of inter-connecting stupidities.