I can face anything, except the future, and certain parts of the past and present.

Here is a guaranteed way to get more of what you want: want less.

I am irrevocably committed to being permanently indecisive.

You have a right to enjoy life, but only on your own time.

If we could all hear one another's prayers, God might be relieved of some of his burdens.

I didn't mind being a public executioner, once I got the hang of it.

I have no prejudices: all my irrational hatreds are based on solid evidence.