Due to circumstances beyond my control, I am master of my fate and captain of my soul.
Every time I do it at least proves I can still do it.
If you can neither accept it or change it, try to laugh at it.
What I need is a lawyer who specializes in the law of the jungle.
My time is far too valuable for me to spend any of it trying to improve myself.
My cat knows the meaning of life, but has no interest in sharing the secret.