There are some things children cannot know, because once they learn them they are no longer children.

Forgive me now - tomorrow I may no longer feel guilty.

One problem I have definitely solved is the problem of not having enough to worry about.

Due to circumstances beyond my control, I am master of my fate and captain of my soul.

There ought to be a better way than government to run the world.

Why is the competition always so intense to set new records for maximum stupidity?

I'm not yet desperate enough to do anything about the conditions that are making me desperate.