My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I'm right.

I can no longer face life, so I've decided to go through the rest of it backwards.

My first line of defense against reality is called sleep.

My mind contains many good ideas, but it's not always easy to squeeze one out.

Tell me again how much you agree with me.

I could do without many things with no hardship-you are not one of them.

One possible reason why things aren't going according to plan is that there never was a plan.