The task I've been given seems absurd: To wait here on earth until I no longer exist.

Why is the competition always so intense to set new records for maximum stupidity?

Life is too important to be taken as a joke, but too ridiculous to be taken seriously.

As long as I have you there is just one other thing I'll always need - tremendous self control.

My social life is much better, since I stopped spending it with other people.

Vote wisely, even if that means not voting at all.

I'm not yet desperate enough to do anything about the conditions that are making me desperate.