Forgive me now - tomorrow I may no longer feel guilty.
If I do enough different things in enough different ways, I may, eventually, do something right.
If you must keep groaning, please try to do it in a rhythm I can dance to.
I can no longer face life, so I've decided to go through the rest of it backwards.
If you can't learn to do it well, learn to enjoy doing it badly.
By accepting you as you are, I do not necessarily abandon all hope of your improving