Our meetings are held to discuss many problems which would never arise if we held fewer meetings.

Having failed to conquer myself, my best hope now is to arrange an alliance with myself.

What we really need is to realize how little we really need.

At great expense, we have built a vast system of inter-connecting stupidities.

Inform all the troops that communications have completely broken down.

I can no longer face life, so I've decided to go through the rest of it backwards.

There are some things children cannot know, because once they learn them they are no longer children.