My main object in life is to see what will happen next.

Everything takes longer than you expect, even when you expect it to take longer than you expect.

There's no harm in talking to yourself, but try to avoid telling yourself jokes you've heard before.

There are no important differences between men and women, but the unimportant ones are sometimes very interesting.

Beware! Freedom of speech also includes the freedom to be misunderstood.

Some people can find all the peace of mind they need in a good, satisfying conflict.

Thanks to my computer, I have now achieved a much higher state of disorganization.