The closest you will ever come in this life to an orderly universe is a good library.
MAN THE BATTLE STATIONS! Someone's coming who wants to reason with us.
According to the latest official figures, 43% of all statistics are totally worthless.
What I need is a lawyer who specializes in the law of the jungle.
Speak nothing but the truth, and you'll soon be considered dangerous.
At great expense, we have built a vast system of inter-connecting stupidities.