Inform all the troops that communications have completely broken down.

Instead of past, present and future, I'd prefer chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry.

There is a vast region of enormous potential located somewhere between your ears.

I march to a different drummer, whose location, identity, and musical training haven't yet been established.

It's all very simple, or else it's all very complex, or perhaps it's neither, or both.

The funniest thing about some people is that they have no sense of humor.

The price of freedom keeps going up, but the quality keeps deteriorating.