Life can be very deep, but I'm trying to stay at the shallow end.

My cat knows the meaning of life, but has no interest in sharing the secret.

Unfortunately, it's possible to be able to do something extremely well that nobody ever wants done.

Having failed to conquer myself, my best hope now is to arrange an alliance with myself.

There are some things children cannot know, because once they learn them they are no longer children.

Why aren't you more grateful when I prove how wrong you've been?

The reports on human progress are beginning to come in, and some are a little discouraging.