Life can be very deep, but I'm trying to stay at the shallow end.

Watch out! It's quite possible that some of my best mistakes haven't yet been made.

It's good to know that if I behave strangely enough, society will take full responsibility for me.

The trouble is that sex is a force of nature, and reason is not.

It's all very simple, or else it's all very complex, or perhaps it's neither, or both.

Maybe I'm lucky to be going so slowly, because I may be going in the wrong direction

The truly successful teacher is the one you will never need again.