Most of my problems have no answer or else the answer is worse than the problem.

Life is too important to be taken as a joke, but too ridiculous to be taken seriously.

My life shows a clear pattern of total unpredictability.

We're still benefiting from the sacrifices of people long dead, but we're also suffering from their errors.

MAN THE BATTLE STATIONS! Someone's coming who wants to reason with us.

If only our great thinkers could learn to talk, and our great talkers could learn to think.

If you can't go around it, over it, or through it, you had better negotiate with it.