My life is a performance for which I was never given any chance to rehearse.
When you plan a journey from your mind into mine, remember to allow for the time difference.
With all deference to Chairman Mao and other authors whose quotations derive from longer works, it seemed that I was becoming the world's first writer of self-contained ready-made quotations.
Is it you and I who are crazy, or is it everybody else?
Never underestimate the size and scope of my problems.
For some strange reason, no matter where I go, the place is always called "here".