The price of freedom keeps going up, but the quality keeps deteriorating.
Nothing really matters except a few things that really don't matter very much.
Even a meaningless life may contain many good breakfasts.
If we could all hear one another's prayers, God might be relieved of some of his burdens.
It's good to know that if I behave strangely enough, society will take full responsibility for me.
To always hit the target, throw a dart, then call whatever you hit the target.