The longer I live, the less chance I'll ever recover from what life keeps doing to me.
All I want is a warm bed and a kind word and unlimited power.
Our meetings are held to discuss many problems which would never arise if we held fewer meetings.
Be a good neighbor, and leave me alone.
If you must keep groaning, please try to do it in a rhythm I can dance to.
The funniest thing about some people is that they have no sense of humor.