Life is not a problem - Life is the closest God has yet come to a solution.

I've learned to accept birth and death . . . but sometimes I still worry about what lies between.

Communication with the dead is only a little more difficult than communication with some of the living.

I never miss reality when I'm not in it, but it's sometimes nice to come back to.

One good thing about my computer: it never asks why.

Instead of past, present and future, I'd prefer chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry.

If coffee didn't exist, somebody would have to invent it for me very soon.