If you cross a pickle with a female deer...You get a dill-doe!

I put my phone on airplane mode and it didn't fly Worst. Transformer. Ever.

I think someone's biggest competition is themselves. I stand out as a 'fashion' designer and not to be confused with, (people who call themselves 'clothing' designers, who just print designs or logos on pre-existing t-shirts), because what I have created is custom fashions that are a personal extension of myself and my personality. It's pretty unique since there is only one of me.

Never chase love, affection, or attention. If it isn't given freely by another person, it isn't worth having.

I'm a hard man to fight and an easy man to please... A Rock n' Roll Outlaw on a Sweet Romance.. I Want To Be Your Man.

Rhinos are just fat unicorns. If we'd give them the time and attention they deserve, as well as a diet: They'd reveal their majestic ways

In a world where you can be anything, be yourself.