I never could have written the screenplay because I would have been forced to learn new software and I can't learn one more thing.
Augusten BurroughsIn the same way that a tornado rips the roof off a double-wide trailer, leaving the occupants dazed and staring at the clouds from the splinters of what used to be their living room, it was over.
Augusten BurroughsI came to think that maybe God was what you believed in because you needed to feel you werenโt alone. Maybe God was simply that part of yourself that was always there and always strong, even when you were not.
Augusten BurroughsI just look at her and she creeps me out. She looks like she would eat a baby. Not that she's fat. She just looks hungry in some dangerous way that can't be explained. She's always so nice and friendly. Exactly the disposition of a baby killer.
Augusten Burroughs