I wouldn't want to waste any of my brain cells on forgiving if it's holding me back.

You can make almost anything a learning or positive experience. I think I offer a good example of how to make the most out of what life gives you and how to keep moving on.

Love is a helium-based emotion; Love always takes the high road.

I couldn't help but think, This car is taking me to a mental hospital and my mother is treating it like open-mic night at a Greenwich Village café.

I once read about a guy who lost his arms in a fire. The nurse took pity on him and gave him a hand job. I don't even get that.

And I tend to listen to NPR when I'm not writing.

He's a really nice guy, if only I weren't me.