I'm like the guy who prepares your taxes or a dentist. I'm very conservative and boring in a lot of ways.
Augusten BurroughsThe problem with not having anybody to tell you what to do, I understood, is that there was nobody to tell you what not to do.
Augusten BurroughsPerfection is the satin-lined casket of creativity and originality. If you are a perfectionist, at least stop telling everybody you're one and try to get over it yourself, alone in your home with the lights off
Augusten Burroughs