For exactly the same reason, it is sometimes satisfying to cut yourself and bleed. On those gray [sic] days where eight in the morning looks no different from noon and nothing has happened and nothing is going to happen and you are washing a glass in the sink and it breaks - accidentally - and punctures your skin. And then there is this shocking red, the brightest thing in the day, so vibrant it buzzes, this blood of yours. That is okay sometimes because at least you know you're alive.
Augusten BurroughsLike cubic zirconia, I only look real. I'm an imposter. The fact is, I am not like other people.
Augusten BurroughsReal optimism is not the pep talk you give yourself. It is earned through the labor involved in emotional housekeeping.
Augusten BurroughsSaying just the right thing after a considerable, awkward pause is far less effective than saying the wrong thing with perfect timing. I'm telling you.
Augusten Burroughs