In the same way that a tornado rips the roof off a double-wide trailer, leaving the occupants dazed and staring at the clouds from the splinters of what used to be their living room, it was over.
Augusten BurroughsYou need to grab your dream out of the sky like it's a kite and pinch the string through your fingers until you reach the spool.
Augusten BurroughsAnd in my mind, this settles the issue. I would never drink cologne, and am therefore not an alcoholic.
Augusten Burroughs