And of course, the answer came to me in the same way Jesus comes to those who drink in trailers: as an epiphany.
Augusten BurroughsI like, though, that people have a hunger to connect with other people. They're desperate to know that you're not lying to them or misleading them.
Augusten BurroughsMy mother is from Cairo, Georgia. This makes everything she says sound like it went through a curling iron.
Augusten BurroughsI thought, I can't do advertising any more, so I was downloading all these PDF applications from community colleges. And I thought, I'll become a paramedic. I'll get a two-year associate degree, if I can get in.
Augusten Burroughs