An Englishmen thinks seated; a Frenchmen standing; an American pacing, an Irishman, afterwards.
Atheism is a disease of the mind caused by eating underdone philosophy
Those who think it is permissible to tell white lies soon grow color-blind.
Those who deserve love the least need it the most.
Charity is the only lubricant that keeps the axle of the world creaking.
Some men, like a wet dog, sprinkle a shower of advice over you when you are least prepared for a bath.