I've never done online dating.

Regardless of your ethnicity or anything, if you do great work, people will notice and you'll get hired.

I was a dishwasher at one of those Japanese places that cook on your table. Not too fun.

I guess after college, I just got really into food. I also think going on the road doing stand-up makes you more into food. Because when you travel like that, one of the things to do is find really good places to eat.

I know my fan base is a smart group of people.

Maybe that's why I don't like religion because the first introduction to it was, you don't get to do that thing you just discovered that you really enjoy.

I like going out and I like being single, but a growing part of me would rather just stay home, cook food with someone I really like, and do nothing.