I spend so much time on the Internet...I feel like I'm a million pages into the worst book ever, and I'm never going to stop reading.

No one's trying to get with jugglers.

I'm so jealous of people who have crushes on people they go to school with, or work with. That's such a blessing. You actually get to see them all the time and spend time with them.

I've always tried to maintain that I don't have any advice to give. I'm a curious observer.

A lot of people my age think stand up sucks.

We've always been divided by some of these big political issues. It's fine. As long as we treat each other with respect and remember that ultimately, we're all Americans, we'll be fine.

It's much more fun to share and laugh at the bad times and the frustrations. I find you get a much deeper connection with the audience that way.