I spend so much time on the Internet...I feel like I'm a million pages into the worst book ever, and I'm never going to stop reading.

In this era, we have more choice than any group of people ever. When you are out at night, anyone in the universe can contact you instantly. Think about how crazy that is compared to even a few decades ago.

Come cook food with me and do nothing.

Let's have a moment of silence for all the chubby Asian dudes that are getting 'Gangnam style!' yelled at them by bros around the world.

I have found that she is as kind and caring a person as she is hilarious. Simply put, Amy Poehler is my hero.

Aren't you scared your kid's getting kidnapped...RIGHT NOW?

I'm so jealous of people who have crushes on people they go to school with, or work with. That's such a blessing. You actually get to see them all the time and spend time with them.