I think absurdist humor is funny.

What if I couldn't read? I wouldn't be able to text my friends movie times or even order cheese biscuits from Red Lobster!

Do It Under the Influence Yourself! That's what we're shooting for! Get drunk and make your dreams come true.

I have no interest in art. Let me clarify — I have no interest in non-nude images.

If it's possible, I binge. There are other shows, like 'The Americans' and 'Game of Thrones,' I watch and have to wait a week.

I'm an optimist - I feel like an amazing part of life is that at any moment.

A lot of people my age think stand up sucks.