If you look up feminist in the dictionary, it just means someone who believes men and women have equal rights.
Aziz AnsariOne of my life goals is to be a best man. It's a baller position. You get drunk, you make speeches, and you make love to the prettiest bridesmaid, usually standing from behind.
Aziz AnsariMost people would say 'the deets', but I say 'the tails'. Just another example of innovation.
Aziz AnsariThe problem is there's a new group. I'm talking about this tiny slice of people that have gotten way too fired up about the Trump thing for the wrong reasons. I'm talking about these people that as soon as Trump won, they're like, we don't have to pretend like we're not racist anymore. We don't have to pretend anymore. We can be racist again. Whoa, whoa, whoa, no, no. If you're one of these people, please go back to pretending.
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