Acting is a plum gig, and then animation is an even more plum gig.

Do you realize how much better the world would be if we all just treated each other the same way black dudes treat magicians?

Come on, man, I got a full beard!

You want what you can't have. And if someone's being shitty to you, just move on. If someone's being shitty to you, no matter how great they are, that's shitty, and you don't want be with someone who treats you shitty.

This is one of my favorite pick up strategies: I'm constantly giving women my keys. So far, none of them have shown up. Matter of time. And I've been robbed twice.

I was surprised to learn that research showed arranged couples tended to be happier in the long run.

I live in L.A., I go on tour all the time, I'm in New York half the year - it's very hard to be in a relationship.