If your job was remotely interesting, there would be a show on A&E about it.

I've never done online dating.

Oh, am I wearing an ascot? I didn't notice.

Most single people I know, myself included, have a difficult time even meeting up with the people they like, be it busy schedules, texting games, or whatever.

You should really treat stand-up like you would a play. It's a one-man play.

If your job was remotely interesting, there would be a show on A&E about it.

I've always tried to maintain that I don't have any advice to give. I'm a curious observer.