I'm in a situation with this girl that's as hopeless as overthrowing the Bush administration.

To be honest, I tend to romanticize the past, and though I appreciate all the conveniences of modern life, sometimes I yearn for simpler times.

I think absurdist humor is funny.

I have never taken the high road, but I tell other people to 'cause then there's more room for me on the low road.

You want what you can't have. And if someone's being shitty to you, just move on. If someone's being shitty to you, no matter how great they are, that's shitty, and you don't want be with someone who treats you shitty.

I live in L.A., I go on tour all the time, I'm in New York half the year - it's very hard to be in a relationship.

Everyone's first thought is "These women are going to take advantage of you" or "Someone's only going to date you because you're famous." That stuff's not really an issue because that's super-easy to see through.