Oh, what's this in my shoe? Red carpet insole. Everywhere I go, I'm walking on red carpet.
Aziz AnsariI talk about stuff like my Blackberry, Lost, the internet, music, etc. so I guess that leads to the "nerd" moniker. But I don't get it that much to be honest. I guess its better than being labeled a "racist" comedian.
Aziz AnsariAs I always have with stand-up or anything, you kind of draw on what you're going through in your life.
Aziz AnsariOne of the big things I miss about New York is not my friends so much; it's Shake Shack, the burger place. I miss Shake Shack.
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