Aren't you scared your kid's getting kidnapped...RIGHT NOW?

I have never taken the high road, but I tell other people to 'cause then there's more room for me on the low road.

You've got to be pretty confident that you're good. If I do a show and for whatever reason no one laughs, I'll be like, 'Wow, those people are weird'.

At the risk bragging, one of the things I'm best at is riding coattails. Behind every successful man is me, smiling and taking partial credit.

I'm an optimist - I feel like an amazing part of life is that at any moment.

I have found that she is as kind and caring a person as she is hilarious. Simply put, Amy Poehler is my hero.

I just think it's sad that the main places in our culture that we designate to meet new people are bars and nightclubs.