Most people would say 'the deets', but I say 'the tails'. Just another example of innovation.
Aziz AnsariWe've always been divided by some of these big political issues. It's fine. As long as we treat each other with respect and remember that ultimately, we're all Americans, we'll be fine.
Aziz AnsariOh, what's this in my shoe? Red carpet insole. Everywhere I go, I'm walking on red carpet.
Aziz AnsariIf you believe that men and women have equal rights, if someone asks if you're feminist, you have to say yes because that is how words work.
Aziz AnsariI have never taken the high road, but I tell other people to 'cause then there's more room for me on the low road.
Aziz AnsariI never had the desire to be a professional Twitterer. Every now and then something dumb pops into my head and I'll tweet it. I don't feel any obligation to respond to everyone. Not that I don't appreciate people sending me messages on there, but there are too many. Responding to everyone would take away time for all the stuff I'm actually in the business for.
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