Do It Under the Influence Yourself! That's what we're shooting for! Get drunk and make your dreams come true.

I was 18 when I started. I was hanging out with some friends and they asked if I had tried stand-up before. I hadn't, but I thought: 'What the hell?' So I went to an open mic night, and I liked it.

I strapped an MP3 player to one of those floor-cleaning robots. Call him DJ Roomba - little guy cruises around and plays music. What's hot, DJ Roomba!

Acting is a plum gig, and then animation is an even more plum gig.

Aren't you scared your kid's getting kidnapped...RIGHT NOW?

Regardless of your ethnicity or anything, if you do great work, people will notice and you'll get hired.

I just think it's sad that the main places in our culture that we designate to meet new people are bars and nightclubs.