Do It Under the Influence Yourself! That's what we're shooting for! Get drunk and make your dreams come true.

I think when people talk about improvising it turns into this silly thing like, "Oh there's like a hula hoop there and I'm like 'Oh what's going on here? Is this a really big ring?'"

I have a couple of 'doing caps' in my wallet. That's what I call condoms.

I've never done online dating.

I was surprised to learn that research showed arranged couples tended to be happier in the long run.

I know when someone that's not you tries to tell your story, especially when you don't look like the person whose story you're trying to tell, you're going to screw it up. And the only way to get it right is to have them be as involved as possible.

I like going out and I like being single, but a growing part of me would rather just stay home, cook food with someone I really like, and do nothing.