As I always have with stand-up or anything, you kind of draw on what you're going through in your life.

If you believe that men and women have equal rights, if someone asks if you're feminist, you have to say yes because that is how words work.

I'm in a situation with this girl that's as hopeless as overthrowing the Bush administration.

Come on, man, I got a full beard!

I think absurdist humor is funny.

This is one of my favorite pick up strategies: I'm constantly giving women my keys. So far, none of them have shown up. Matter of time. And I've been robbed twice.

Any jokes I make I try to make sure it's on story and helps the characters and makes sense with the movie.