It can take a few months to get a new 10 minutes. Usually it takes like 10 times of repeatedly trying different variations of a joke until I land on one I think is really good.

I'm kind of obsessed with food. I like to eat.

I'm an optimist - I feel like an amazing part of life is that at any moment.

I have found that she is as kind and caring a person as she is hilarious. Simply put, Amy Poehler is my hero.

For the majority of the time, I may as well have been just a really tan white kid. You know, I may as well have just been, like, a fat kid.

One of my life goals is to be a best man. It's a baller position. You get drunk, you make speeches, and you make love to the prettiest bridesmaid, usually standing from behind.

Once you become a comedian, you accept that people are just going to yell stuff at you.