I'm so jealous of people who have crushes on people they go to school with, or work with. That's such a blessing. You actually get to see them all the time and spend time with them.

Do It Under the Influence Yourself! That's what we're shooting for! Get drunk and make your dreams come true.

I know when someone that's not you tries to tell your story, especially when you don't look like the person whose story you're trying to tell, you're going to screw it up. And the only way to get it right is to have them be as involved as possible.

I've always tried to maintain that I don't have any advice to give. I'm a curious observer.

I was 18 when I started. I was hanging out with some friends and they asked if I had tried stand-up before. I hadn't, but I thought: 'What the hell?' So I went to an open mic night, and I liked it.

I write characters that are based on elements of people I know and experiences I've really had.

Most people would say 'the deets', but I say 'the tails'. Just another example of innovation.