I'm so jealous of people who have crushes on people they go to school with, or work with. That's such a blessing. You actually get to see them all the time and spend time with them.

My dad grew up basically in a hut in Taiwan without enough food to eat. And within one generation his son in America gets to do a comedy show about whatever he wants.

Most of my teachers when I grew up were like older white women. So, I couldn't really channel them.

I was surprised to learn that research showed arranged couples tended to be happier in the long run.

I have no interest in art. Let me clarify — I have no interest in non-nude images.

The hardest part about rollerblading is telling your parents you're gay.

Do you realize how much better the world would be if we all just treated each other the same way black dudes treat magicians?