Sometimes you gotta work a little, so you can ball a lot.

If your job was remotely interesting, there would be a show on A&E about it.

I was a dishwasher at one of those Japanese places that cook on your table. Not too fun.

If you look up feminist in the dictionary, it just means someone who believes men and women have equal rights.

If it's possible, I binge. There are other shows, like 'The Americans' and 'Game of Thrones,' I watch and have to wait a week.

As I always have with stand-up or anything, you kind of draw on what you're going through in your life.

Come cook food with me and do nothing.