Sometimes you gotta work a little, so you can ball a lot.

The hardest part about rollerblading is telling your parents you're gay.

I live in L.A., I go on tour all the time, I'm in New York half the year - it's very hard to be in a relationship.

For the majority of the time, I may as well have been just a really tan white kid. You know, I may as well have just been, like, a fat kid.

A lot of people my age think stand up sucks.

Do It Under the Influence Yourself! That's what we're shooting for! Get drunk and make your dreams come true.

I have a couple of 'doing caps' in my wallet. That's what I call condoms.