Let's have a moment of silence for all the chubby Asian dudes that are getting 'Gangnam style!' yelled at them by bros around the world.
Most people would say 'the deets', but I say 'the tails'. Just another example of innovation.
Come cook food with me and do nothing.
I have no interest in art. Let me clarify — I have no interest in non-nude images.
No one's trying to get with jugglers.
If someone writes something shitty and you actually address them, most of the time they're just like, "Oh, I'm sorry. I'm a big fan." And they're really nice people. When you're on the Internet, it's people's first instinct to just go after people.